hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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