did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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