you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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