I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
