You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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