she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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