that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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