ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
