u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
