We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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