well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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