So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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