I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Randomize
