I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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