i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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