Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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