i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I need to calm my uterus...
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
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