So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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