well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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