But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I want to make a zoo with you.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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