It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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