Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm like, not good at living.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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