i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
We need a shit load of segways right now
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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