i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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