is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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