When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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