U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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