that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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