I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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