physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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