First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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