You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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