so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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