i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
She tied me up with her honor cords...
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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