You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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