he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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