too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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