Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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