Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
The adults are the big ones right?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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