Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
In America we eat man semen.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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