whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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