He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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