I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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