My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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