I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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