Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
