Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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