MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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