butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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