There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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