At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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